{"product_id":"critical-serial-t-shirt","title":"Critical Serial T-Shirt","description":"💀 Soft Enough to Survive the Shift.\n100% ring-spun cotton because you've already given everything else to this job — might as well keep your skin. Heavy, broken-in feel straight out of the bag. Unisex fit for real bodies doing real damage. Made, packed, and shipped in the USA 🇺🇸 by people who showed up today against their better judgment. ✅👊","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":51624442200362,"sku":"15759447520557599300","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":51624442233130,"sku":"18091990084198635535","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ XS","offer_id":51624442265898,"sku":"24017854583838083651","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":51624442298666,"sku":"75268903202360109156","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":51624442331434,"sku":"16256414084381470121","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":51624442364202,"sku":"23667406022520502991","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":51624442396970,"sku":"26714347088392289153","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Orange \/ S","offer_id":51624442429738,"sku":"29745162058896555886","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Antique Cherry Red \/ S","offer_id":51624442462506,"sku":"25377242543442990512","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ S","offer_id":51624442495274,"sku":"31880374363395495913","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ S","offer_id":51624442528042,"sku":"33899300812009331746","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":51624442560810,"sku":"81131028965675945070","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":51624442593578,"sku":"15086001292507749667","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":51624442626346,"sku":"13182173405201891186","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":51624442659114,"sku":"25713722936715089309","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Orange \/ M","offer_id":51624442691882,"sku":"12854584904881917879","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Antique Cherry Red \/ M","offer_id":51624442724650,"sku":"33417102485664819089","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ M","offer_id":51624442757418,"sku":"26267486761893402840","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ M","offer_id":51624442790186,"sku":"10060162488562993138","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":51624442822954,"sku":"31907191093748328755","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":51624442855722,"sku":"12340195416078678868","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":51624442888490,"sku":"78665791258954105960","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":51624442921258,"sku":"31218193003715861969","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Orange \/ L","offer_id":51624442954026,"sku":"20958449372438177501","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Antique Cherry Red \/ L","offer_id":51624442986794,"sku":"11788233796852227080","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ L","offer_id":51624443019562,"sku":"22928068998948770384","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ L","offer_id":51624443052330,"sku":"69422930124454456965","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":51624443085098,"sku":"22231135237126537345","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":51624443117866,"sku":"90417929837384374288","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":51624443150634,"sku":"30351958620628979682","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":51624443183402,"sku":"93187086920208483793","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Orange \/ XL","offer_id":51624443216170,"sku":"80165246567253515417","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Antique Cherry Red \/ XL","offer_id":51624443248938,"sku":"29848639060575085315","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ XL","offer_id":51624443281706,"sku":"12761972440952232425","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ XL","offer_id":51624443314474,"sku":"28120456686752994672","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":51624443347242,"sku":"26894295648945694724","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":51624443380010,"sku":"12330961123264048515","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":51624443412778,"sku":"12332564188311849424","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":51624443445546,"sku":"31620028542883666621","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Orange \/ 2XL","offer_id":51624443478314,"sku":"17844841294068960821","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Antique Cherry Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":51624443511082,"sku":"10375275349250344537","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":51624443543850,"sku":"32675862236772870890","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":51624443576618,"sku":"23194108756672649704","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":51624443609386,"sku":"15435511535403181468","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":51624443642154,"sku":"27422456264582816708","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":51624443674922,"sku":"27713489351594836819","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Orange \/ 3XL","offer_id":51624443707690,"sku":"35846253335506487362","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Antique Cherry Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":51624443740458,"sku":"38454434904906747058","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Indigo Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":51624443773226,"sku":"28848072628998600789","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":51624443805994,"sku":"24689196995594984000","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":51624443838762,"sku":"16489134179421847664","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Orange \/ 4XL","offer_id":51624443871530,"sku":"31959895030537440673","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":51624443904298,"sku":"33333500880974445484","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":51624443937066,"sku":"21041102561443998477","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ 4XL","offer_id":51624443969834,"sku":"21427083481237782017","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 5XL","offer_id":51624444002602,"sku":"29683548546965951673","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":51624444035370,"sku":"14532623020873566051","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Dark Heather Grey \/ 5XL","offer_id":51624444068138,"sku":"13703505166775489144","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/7271\/8634\/files\/18149943908869877347_2048.jpg?v=1780455677","url":"https:\/\/lowmoraledept.com\/products\/critical-serial-t-shirt","provider":"LOW MORALE DEPT","version":"1.0","type":"link"}